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Quote of the day December 20th, 2014

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.

Aristotle

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40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows; It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys.
President George W Bush was once a cheerleader!
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
For every normal webpage, there are five porn pages.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
The U.S has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
The U.S Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about 30 feet.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
One in three snake bite victims is drunk; One in five is tatooed.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
Cat urine glows under a black-light.
Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. ( Don't forget Moms )
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
The average housefly lives for one month
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
A group of officers is called a mess.
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins.
Take your height and divide by eight; That's how tall your head is!
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart!
Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".
The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

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